- me: on tumblr
- dad: i got ice cream
- me: what is this magical, amazing thing that is happening to me today. this amazing goodness that comes to me.
- dad: i have chocolate and chips too
- me: I'm coming dear food, wait for me, while i run down the stairs to see this holy godliness of food. amazing fantastic, food, that was brought before me. what did i do to deserve this pleasure of food.
